Joseph Enterprises Inc, the makers of the Chia Pet® and the Clapper®, is expanding its horror collection with a brand new addition to their horror holiday lineup, BD has learned today.
They say no human can gaze at Cthulhu without going mad. The only form suitable to avoid insanity is by planting and growing your very own Cthulhu Chia Pet!
Now available from Amazon, the handmade pottery planter comes with 1 packet of Chia® seeds good for 3 plantings, convenient plastic drip tray and planting & care instructions. In just 1-2 weeks your Cthulhu Chia Pet will achieve maximum growth as it takes over your puny existence. Chia Planters can be washed and replanted indefinitely.
Grab your own Cthulhu Chia Pet for $22.99 on Amazon now.
Cthulhu is a cosmic entity created by H.P. Lovecraft. The Great Old One has appeared in several horror movies over the years. Most recently, Kristen Stewart battled Cthulhu in Underwater.
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